The Cheap Seats


The booking clerk whistles and shakes his head.
“You could buy a lot of food & drink – a couple of massages – as well as a nice place to sleep in
You see, my nerve has faltered. Sitting on the platform at
$1400 is the answer.
The Indian – Pacific runs from
We walk the platform along length of the train and past a door decorated with a gold flag. We look in at the linen table cloths and crystal wine glasses already set up in the Gold Dining Car. A red flag hangs from a door at the rear of the train where we are to enter. There are no table cloths in the Red Car snack bar.
Until our first stop next morning in Broken Hill the train (the Red part anyway) is less than half full. We move up to the Bar Car and rock back and forth as we watch the light paint the cliffs and valleys of the
A thin strip of dawn was all we see as we leave the train in Broken Hill the next morning. It is 10 degrees and 6am. Only one coffee shop is open.
“I’ve been sitting way too long already – let’s walk.” Jim shoulders his camera gear and we head down town. The town has wide streets, sidewalks with verandahs, and lots of pubs.
Broken Hill is a mining community in far west
“They said that in 1990 when I lived here and it’s still going.” A fellow passenger chats to us as we wait to re-board the train.
“I lived here long enough to get married and divorced. It’s a funny place.” We chat to pass time. “There are only four places anyone from here ever goes. First is ‘tadelade’ – that’s “to
Jim laughs. “Makes the world a simpler place doesn’t it?”
We get ‘tadelade’ early evening and look around the railway station in surprise. We ask the railway staff.
“Walk to the end of the street – go left on
We’d boarded the train more than 24 hours ago. A walk is appealing. In less than half an hour we’re in town. We head down to the
“Nice to eat something not prepared in a microwave, isn’t it?” Train food isn’t awful but there’s not a lot fresh about it, and the menu is pretty limited.
Our second night on the train passes the same as the first – long and bouncy. But those seats do really recline and with the aid of some Gravol, we see the dawn spreading over an endless sea of brown. Nullabour comes from the Latin meaning ‘treeless plain’ – an apt description.
The train slowly rolls to a halt. Jim looks out the window at a dusty white pickup. A man is throwing a sack on the back, then gives the train a wave. We ask Syd, the train supervisor.
“Oh yes, they’re the caretakers of the
“Yeah, we’re the mailman out here.”
After 18 hours we arrive in Cook and we can again ‘detrain’ as they call it on the P.A. This settlement of less than 10 people was once a regional centre. Now it only to exist for trains. Here drivers change and the train fills with fuel and water.
The school has closed and the swimming pool is filled with Gravel. The hospital is demolished. The only remains are an historic plaque and a hand written sign: “The Hospital needs your help – get sick.”
Back on the train, hours pass as the country side barely changes. We stop at the first curve in the track for 477 km. Here, the country side looks as bleak as the rest. An 18 year old train mate climbs down the stairs and is met by a truck with the words ‘Jumbuck Pastoral’ printed on the side. Her bag is thrown into the back.
“Can you believe it,” the man in the seat in front of us says. “She is going to be a cook out here on a station. She’s going to stay for at least six months.” The train pulls away.
For five hours we’ve seen nothing but red dirt and small scrubby bushes – not a bird, not a camel, not a tree.
“Six months could be a long time,” he adds.
“What should we do here?” I ask the clerk as I pay for my purchase.
She points to a beautifully restored old Aussie Pub, complete with the big verandas and iron lacework.
“You could go to the skimpies.”
Jim asks what that means.
She pauses as she considers her answer. “
That may have been the bar to see scantily dressed barmaids, but drunk and noisy Aussie guys are all over town.
We are getting used to the constant motion of the train and our third night we sleep reasonably well in our ‘day/nighter seats’. Few signs of green are seen until we are actually in
“Could be green all over soon,” says Jim as we watched the rain pour down the windows of the train. “Droughts are awful for the country but very handy for traveling in.”
The English fellow sitting across from us asks about our plans in
He asks if we are taking the train back too.
Jim’s eyes go wide and he starts to laugh.
“Hell no – we’re going to fly.”




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